Sunday, 16 June 2019

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wi– no, it’s alright, my thumbs have just gone to sleep

by Simon Smith


I was recently telling James T. Beauregard, of the Starship Chicken Parmenides, about a new project. It’s a return to familiar territory for me: high transcendence, Chalcedonian formulae, and the meaning of salvation. Thanks to Daria Tomiltseva of the Ural Federal University, this time I’ll be going in, not just with Farrer and the usual crowd, but with Giorgio Agamben too. Dr T. kindly sent me The Signature of All Things after she and I met at a conference in Tallinn last year.
Informed of my plans, Jim, as is his wont, replied with observations thereupon, one of which was that, since Salvation was my theme, I should probably give some thought to the Problem of Evil.
I shan’t be doing that, for two reasons. First, it’s beyond the scope of my investigation. I merely want to know whether we can make sense of Salvation when the Saviour is homoousia with God above and before all worlds. (Spoiler: not with substance metaphysics – a load of old toot anyway – but apply a theory of signatures and maybe.) Second: been there, bought the prepuce.[1]  
I have, you see, already published something on so-called Natural Evil, in Appraisal.[2] It followed on from work I’d done for my book, which is available from Amazon and Vernon Press. Go on, you know you want to.
My article was meant to be the first of two, with the second focusing on the Evil that men and women seem so keen on doing.  In this first one, however, my aims were threefold:

Aim One

Epicurus’ old, unanswered questions, traditionally conceived, are a function of philosophical realism. They result from the inability of realists to distinguish anthropomorphic projection from literal description. (David Hume probably should have noticed this and saved us all a lot of trouble.) This, despite the fact that the Problem of Evil isn’t even really a problem in its own right at all. As Farrer points out, it’s actually ‘a special development of the classical argument from our world to God.’[3]
This ‘special development’ is our most fundamental theistical move, our first cosmological intuition. Contrary to popular philosophical opinion, that is, the believer does not begin with questions like ‘why is there anything at all?’ Still less do they start with ‘does God exist?’
I once got into a huge row about this; it almost came to blows. Another philosopher (ha!) insisted that the question theists are most interested in concerns the existence of God. I challenged him to find a single church, mosque, or synagogue where that gets asked. Then I pointed out that only philosophers were dumb enough to imagine that religious faith is actually some kind of metaphysical experiment. Then I threw a chair at him.

Well, he really got up my pipe.

And it was only a Work in Progress seminar.

And, anyway, I missed him. More or less.

Nevertheless, the basic metaphysical move is to not to ask, ‘why is there anything at all?’ but ‘why are things the way they are?’ the implication being, they might be, and perhaps ought to be, rather better.
Anyone who has read and grown out of realism will know that realists are adept at getting their unchanged undies in a Gordian knot over things like this. They cheerfully declare that evil is a mind-independently real property of a mind-independently real world, which, by the way, is apparently made of mind-independently real ‘chalk escarpments, oxygen, Scottish lochs’ and the like.[4] (I’m thinking, as a glance at the footnotes will indicate, specifically of Peter Byrne, but he’s quite typical of this crowd.) The somewhat bizarre lesson seems to be that chalk escarpments, oxygen, Scottish lochs, and all the other physical furniture of the world are mind-independently evil.
I can’t remember the last time I saw, or even heard of a Scottish Loch kicking a puppy, or pushing an old lady in front of a bus, or systematically undermining the civil rights of gay people, or being racist, or advocating sexual assault, or keeping children in cages, or saying ‘begs the question’ when they mean ‘raises the question’. Honestly, I can’t.
Is that because Scottish lochs are just very, very good at hiding their crimes? Obviously! Who do they think they’re kidding, just lying there, in Scotland, all big and cold and wet? You can bet the Deep State is in on this, covering up for them. Oh, I am on to you, Scottish lochs, I am on to you!
But let’s say, for the sake of argument, that we take our meds. Then, the proposition that the mind-independently real furniture which constitutes the mind-independently real world is mind-independently evil sounds a lot like anthropomorphic projection.
Unless the Scottish lochs are being possessed by some evil force!
Medication time!

Aim Two

Get away from the kind of swivel-eyed mentalism which sees malevolent bodies of water all around us, and anthropomorphic confusion remains at the heart of the matter. When we look at Creation and complain about the poor workmanship, we make the mistake of assuming that the universe is, to borrow Farrer’s somewhat antiquated phrase, the product of ‘manlike planning.’[5]
Mind you, six days. You can hardly blame people for being suspicious. What kind of contractor does anything in six days? It’s got ‘bodge job’ written all over it. No wonder we got the light two days before the sun came up.
We suppose the world was made just for us by someone just like us. Perhaps, like Monty’s golfers, we grumble because we haven’t received ‘that amount of luck which a human being has a right to expect;’[6] or, at the farther end of the scale, perhaps we’re on the sharp end of an erupting volcano or massive earthquake. Either way, it really makes no sense and does no good to wonder why God allows such things to happen. There are, I imagine, more urgent and practical issues to consider.
This also goes for blaming the Devil, as American televangelist and top-quality arsehole, Pat Robertson, did in 2010 when a devastating earthquake struck Haiti.

Besides, everyone knows that natural disasters are caused by homosexuals.

That’s a joke, obviously. Homosexuals cause floods, not earthquakes.  

Earthquakes are caused by tectonic plates. Homosexual ones.

Come on people! What do you think the ‘T’ in LGBTQ stands for?!

As far as I know, I’m not a geologist (or a homosexualist) but all the clues are there. Wake up and smell the magma sheeple! The truth is out there, the lies are in your head!

Thinking about it, homosexuality is a curious thing for God to get upset about. One might have thought that something like paedophilia might be higher up the naughty list. Oddly, not.
But I digress. Notwithstanding the idiot ramblings of bigots and realists, creation is exactly what it appears to be: a physical universe in which physical forces crash and bang about the place; rhythmic patterns of energy caring not one jot or tittle for anyone or anything else, not from choice but because they are spectacularly unequipped to do so. Farrer called it a ‘free-for-all of elemental forces.’[7] Naturally, where you have a free-for-all, accidents happen – they happen naturally. Well, rhythmic patterns of energy will be rhythmic patterns of energy. And that’s the point: accidentality is built into – or ‘built into’, if you prefer – the universe; it’s what the universe is made of.
None of this, by the way, necessarily undermines the idea of divine Creation. If one believes in God, then surely one believes that he or she made the universe to be what it is: real, not some kind of Hollywood film set. If God created those forces and everything they constitute, then presumably he or she made them to be themselves. Otherwise, what’s the point?

Aim Three

Asking ‘what’s the point’ is, of course, another fairly bootless exercise. The believer is wasting his time because he must be aware that the ways of God are beyond our ken. The non-believer will regard the question as meaningless, not because there is no purpose to the universe, as Dawkins et al. suppose, but because a concatenation of arbitrary connections and random collisions isn’t the sort of thing that can have a meaning (dumbasses).
The foregoing is not just the only sensible way to do this, nor even simply the foundations for a rapprochement of theistical and naturalistic conceptions of the universe. It is also an essential element of coherent epistemology.
Otherwise put, once suppose the world is a product of ‘manlike planning’ and we undermine our capacity to know anything at all. It means we cannot really know the universe because all we encounter is a façade. Worse still, it means we cannot really know ourselves, because we only know ourselves as physical agents in a physical environment. Who we are is a function of what we do; I know myself as the agent of this or that activity, as the person who is attempting to bring about this or that change in his environment. But if my environment isn’t real, if it is only a film set, then how can I be sure that any consequences which appear to follow from my intended acts really are the consequences I intended to enact? I wouldn’t know whether any particular event was caused by me; I wouldn’t even know if the event was real.
As irksome as this is to anyone interested in knowing about the universe and themselves, it’s even worse for the religious believer. If we can’t rely on knowledge about the world or ourselves, then we have no rational or empirical grounds for thinking God. We’re trapped in Descartes silly scepticism. Well that may be fine for undergraduates, but you just try using it as an excuse next time you forget your mother’s birthday. I’m sure she would be more than happy to educate you on what’s real and what’s not, quite possibly with the back of a wooden spoon.

Those, in sum, are the three things I was trying to do with my paper on Natural Evil. This was, as I mentioned above, supposed to be the first of two papers on the subject. The second was going to tackle the Problem of Moral of Human Evil, i.e. why God allows human beings to commit evil? By the time I’d covered the naturalness of the universe, its inherent accidentality, and the necessity of those two things to our capacity to know things, however, another paper didn’t seem worth the candle. After all, the point remains the same. Human beings are part of that real, physical universe.  As such, we’re more than capable of behaving likewise: crashing and banging about the place, caring not one jot or tittle for anyone or anything else; that’s to say – transposing merely physical modalities into a personal context – acting selfishly, thoughtlessly, relying on physical force to get what we want irrespective of the consequences. 
More importantly, perhaps, we are – and must be, if we are to be more than mere puppets – free agents, capable of acting freely, within the lineaments of both human consciousness and a physical world. Yet again, the reality of that active capacity is epistemically essential. Knowledge is a function of free action. Without free action, interference with our environment, expressing the will to bring about change in the service of our needs, desires, and interests, then we, once again, would know nothing of ourselves or the universe we live in. Given that, the possibility of evil action is inevitable. The freedom to act intelligently and constructively entails the freedom to act stupidly and destructively.
Still, at least when we do act destructively, we can, as Ex-Pope Benedict has recently done, blame it on homosexuals.
And that, of course, is where the Problem of Evil really starts to bite. Asking why God allows suffering, whether caused by unforgiving nature or unthinking humanity, is a diversionary tactic. The real question is, why do we allow it?



[1] I vividly remember my very first philosophy teacher telling me that, during the middle ages, the craze for religious relicts was such that, at one point, there were dozens of the things flying about Europe. For obvious reasons, this is one thing that stuck.
[2] ‘Anthropomorphism and the Evils of Realism’, Appraisal 9:2 (2012): 23-33. This was back when the British Personalist Forum was still the Society for Post-Critical and Personalist Studies. The article is actually pretty good, if I do say so myself. If anyone is interested in having a look, let me know and I’ll send them a copy.
[3] Farrer, A. Love Almighty and Ills Unlimited. London & Glasgow: The Fontana Library, 1966, 8.
[4] Byrne, Peter. God and Realism. Aldershot: Ashgate, 2003, 67.
[5] Farrer, A. A Science of God? London: Geoffrey Bles Ltd, 1966, 76. This, by the way, is an excellent and eminently sensible little book. I highly recommend it for believer and non-believer alike.
[6] James, M. R. ‘The Mezzotint’ in Collected Ghost Stories. Hertfordshire: Wordsworth Editions Limited, 1994, 24.
[7] Farrer, A. A Science of God? London: Geoffrey Bles Ltd, 1966,91.

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